What a story!! I would have been crying too! If that was my 24-70 or something of the like, I probably would have gone ballastic after the tears were done! Glad your gear survived, works well, and now has that super stealth quiet mode!
I have been using only Canon gear for 30 years now, and my F1, AT1, A1, A2, D30, and 5D camera bodies all still work, as well as all of about 15 lenses or so. Never had service on any of them!!! Of course, none of them have been dunked in cooking spray!!!!!!!!