That's it! Your coming back to earth as a bat. Trapped in a wealthy entrepreneurs closet. Your karma is sealed. ahahaha. Remind me never to bring my bats to your crib.
P.S. Iron man called, he wants his ion ray back. What on earth was that. google link it or something.
You do realize that bats are good, right? They eat bugs.
Ryan Mc.
May 21 2008, 07:03 AM
LOL To freaking funny. ROFL
Steph-831
May 21 2008, 07:05 AM
That was awesome! I can't stand bats!!!! (Even if they do eat bugs....I just don't like them. They creep me out!)
Steph
Lisa O'Connor
May 21 2008, 07:06 AM
Yay DJ!!
I'm on vacation but popped in to see if anything is new over here on OSP annnnnddddd after reading the morning "TMSaga" this is what I needed to LOL and get on with my day!!
Michelle M
May 21 2008, 07:07 AM
What in the world?? lol!! I found a bat in my apartment (when I lived in OR) and I just caught him and let him go
MattDJ
May 21 2008, 07:09 AM
Haha! The Navy Seal wannabe in me was soooo into this vid! I even caught myself leaning to the right, trying to peer around that corner!!! Sweet!
AZJamie
May 21 2008, 07:21 AM
We once found we had a whole family of bats hanging out in the circular vent on the exterior of our garage. We called pest control to come and remove them, and they were apparently endangered brown bats... They couldn't harm them! Fudge!
So we call the environmental place and they tell us that we can encourage them to find a new home when they are out at night. He looks in his books, notes, whatever and says the oder of strong perfume will drive them away.
So in the middle of the night while the bats are out, my husband, who is afraid of heights, climbs up about 20 feet on a shaky extension ladder armed with cotton balls soaked with cheap perfume and stuffs the vent full.
The next morning the phone rings and it's the guy from the environmental place... He read the wrong page, the cheap perfume was to ward off squirrels. I couldn't stop laughing, hubby would have loved your pellet gun!
JimCook
May 21 2008, 07:26 AM
This isn't cool. You killed a poor defenseless bat. PETA will be on you during your bus tour.
stinaplant
May 21 2008, 08:12 AM
Dude! That was terrible! Bats don't just eat bugs…they most importantly eat mosquitos! You're in so much trouble…
jthrasherphoto
May 21 2008, 08:20 AM
DUDE!!! what is that gun??? I want one!!!!!
Scott Shoemake
May 21 2008, 08:22 AM
haha, that was great....sooo rambo man. that is a serious airsoft gun too, we'll have to have a session when I'm down for SWB. <silence, tree huggers>
Scott Brown
May 21 2008, 12:55 PM
QUOTE(jthrasherphoto @ May 21 2008, 09:20 AM)
DUDE!!! what is that gun??? I want one!!!!!
I know! Brand and model number please! Makes my airsoft pistol look like a squirt gun...
joel.llacar
May 21 2008, 04:09 PM
That was a nice AR15 airsoft, DJ! Even cooler with the laser point! Kinda overkill with a defenseless bat.
FYI: I used to play tournament paintball, and I hear some serious airsoft players used REAL military guns, retrofitted to shoot plastic pellets that comes out of airsoft. hehehe Watch out!!
Chelo
May 21 2008, 05:11 PM
Not cool. Not cool at all.
Mark Christensen
May 21 2008, 05:23 PM
Sorry boys, I gotta join the nay sayers on this one. Of all the weird things that someone could be in my family, my step aunt or whatever she is, up in Ventura is a bat conservationist. She goes to schools and stuff teaching about the role they play in our environment cause they're actually important. There's not the sick filth and disease carrying rodents that rats are. I was also raised really respecting animals not to the extreme but not doing this. Sorry to bring the drama but that kinda brought a dark cloud. Sorry dudes. Hope we can agree to disagree. Can I still come over some day DJ?
CourtneyFries
May 22 2008, 06:13 AM
PETA. sheesh. It's a bat not a dog. haha. I hate bats...sweet gun btw!
Pam
May 22 2008, 04:15 PM
Well...poor little creature...until it tries to stay in your home! I laughed like crazy! Way to go DJ! I've got some very irritating birds at my house...wanna come over? Heehee. Just playing the devils advocate!
Sticky
May 22 2008, 05:29 PM
In our 100 year old house, bats are NOT welcome.
Furthermore, when my lovely wife is lying on the floor shrieking in terror, due to a bat swooping around, I grab my trusty badminton racket and go on the offensive!
Sorry folks. I love them outdoors, but in my house they are the enemy!!!!
JimCook
May 22 2008, 05:45 PM
QUOTE(Sticky @ May 22 2008, 09:29 PM)
my lovely wife is lying on the floor shrieking in terror
I figured she would be used to seeing you naked by now....
danwatkins
May 22 2008, 05:52 PM
Okay...you wake up in the morning and find scratches on your body that weren't there the night before...then you start sleeping with a racketball racquet next to the bed. (Though I think DJ's gun would do just fine.)
Parris
May 22 2008, 05:54 PM
QUOTE(JimCook @ May 22 2008, 06:45 PM)
I figured she would be used to seeing you naked by now....
ahhhhhh....ahahahahaha. That is the funniest thing i have read all day!
danwatkins
May 22 2008, 05:55 PM
QUOTE(JimCook @ May 22 2008, 08:45 PM)
I figured she would be used to seeing you naked by now....
Well, you know, their first date lasted like three days. (Or was it four??? )
Art& Soul
May 22 2008, 07:13 PM
My question is not for DJ cause he's already posted a response to this, so I think he gets it. But people seriously?!?! Would you do this if a bird were in your house?!?! Same thing. Bats are seriously misunderstood....
this from an avid caver who has worked in bat studies, in caves, and has taught classes to elementary student about bats.....
Here's a great website for good bat info. Read up people.
Ok, I'm done
Pam
May 22 2008, 07:42 PM
I and my peace of mind is far more important than any critter that scares me flying around my house. If my husband can get rid of it without hurting it, great. But if it takes a gun, I'll buy him two of them to keep from screaming at the top of my lungs and having a heart attack trying to get away. YES! SERIOUSLY!
KeepsakeGirl
May 22 2008, 08:08 PM
I was going to show hubby this video..and then realized that he'd want to buy your uber cool airgun so imma keep this to myself
nice shot. bats are icky and don't belong in anyones house!
Parris
May 22 2008, 08:13 PM
I just found the site that sells this aigun. You can get several different models (w/ or w/o lasor pointer) here
davidjay
May 22 2008, 10:55 PM
QUOTE(JimCook @ May 22 2008, 06:45 PM)
I figured she would be used to seeing you naked by now....
Dan Creighton
May 23 2008, 05:39 AM
Gotta get a pair of them airsoft AR15's and have a little neighborhood battle! Too cool.
And oh I don't feel sorry for the bat. Just in the news that 2 of 4 bats found in a home tested positive for rabies. Better they get wacked if they are in the house like that. Now an attic or something let them leave and seal it up. BTW full auto is not quite as cool sounding as the thwack of a bat meeting a tennis racket!
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