My adventure begins as I'm headed into the camera store to exchange my 2 month old tripod that has already snapped. So I lug my 40 lb toddler on one hip and balance the tripod on the other side, while clutching my purse in my armpit.

At the counter is a young college guy, and I'm praying he knows how to do an exchange without assistance and in due speed before my son decides he ready to bolt. As I'm telling him the broken tripod story, he's totally starring at my boobs (hope I can say boobs on OSP). It takes me a minute and I think, huh... 2 kids later and I've still got it.

So he tells me he's got to check the stock, etc. and he does it again... totally checking out my boobs. I make a mental note to remind my husband how lucky he is to have a young wife that still gets checked out by college guys, and then I see it...

A half chewed, slimy chunk of banana that has previously been in my sons mouth, darn near the size of a quarter, perched front and center on my left boob!

Then as my mental hotness drained, I realize this guy wasn't checking me out, he was thinking... this lady hockered on herself on the way in!

Hope my embarrasement gave you as good a laugh as it did my husband... Happy hump day!

LOL!! Oh my goodness that is hilarious! I can totally appreciate that story!!

(I am the happy tired mom of 2 and 4 year old boys)

Too funny Jamie!! I'm sure your husband is just as lucky wether there is a banana on your shirt or not.

Oh no! That's terrible. I'm so glad you shared your story though. It made me smile!

Thanks for the smile. What a great story.

Too funny!

Stick with the HOT story with your husband...LOL! You have to maintain some level of dignity...right!?!

heheh I'm still thinking about boobs cause she said boobs. What about the bannana. LOL

Thanks for the laugh! It is funny what us parents have to go through isn't it? When you were young and cool, did you ever dream you would be hauling a toddler in a store with bannana on your boob?

Definitely NOT! Although I did laugh out loud once I got in the car wondering what that guy could have possibly thought was on my shirt.

Too funny.

oh my, I can totally relate. My kids are 5 and 22 months and I go everywhere looking a mess. At least you still feel hot--if somone was staring at my chest at this point, I would assume that something was wrong....because like I said I leave the house looking a mess! At least today I showered! The joys of motherhood!

You're doing better than me:) What's the point when I'm sure someone is going to pee or vomit on me 30 minutes after I shower? It's like the smell of something clean makes them emit bodily fluids.

Oh yeah, I can totally relate too! I just had an old friend that I've recently reconnected with drop by the house this morning on short notice. My house is a WRECK. I mean, hurricane level wreck. He doesn't have kids (mine are 3.5 and 18 months), so I was apologizing right and left about the state of things, but I was just mortified at what a slob he must think we are!

Well, I guess he would be right. This house has not had a good cleaning since Christmas, I think. And not even that great then!

Great story Jamie!

Boobs, yes, but hump, definitely not! Shame!

+1000, I bet my mess can beat yours hands down ANY day!!!!!! )) Not that I'm proud of it, but WOW, I am astounded that we can function in the clutter and mess every day!

Thanks for the laugh, Jamie, I seriously laughed so hard I cried (yes, seriously laughed) - I can TOTALLY relate!

He he... I'm glad it gave you a a good laugh, we all need that sometimes!

That made me laugh - a lot

Totally relate.

That was hilarious! Thanks for the chuckle!

You could have asked him... "which fruit are you looking at...the banana or the melons?"

Let me let you in on a little secret...college guys don't look at bananas...



Hey Kerri...I can't help but notice that lovely shirt you are wearing in your avatar. Great color.


(oh, wait, I'm not a mom...but I am married to one...)

Ahhh hahahaha. These are all so good. All you mom's out there don't worry, we still think you're hot..even with regurged banana. Hey, the frazzled look is totally in!!

lol...see, the bit of banana was just giving him a legitimate reason to stare.....hehehe

If it makes you feel any better, banana or not, I'd still stare at boobies..........



.....ok, and by 'better' I meant 'creepy'......

" Then as my mental hotness drained......"

That is a funny story!

Thanks for the laugh. I mean, sorry that happened

Haha thanks for the laugh! I'm not a mom but I'm sure every mother has gone through something similar to this. At least you can laugh about it

okay i am still laughing and i read this earlier today!

dont you love those mommy moments? been there!

Great story! I can SO relate. I had lunch today with a new mom today who is so shocked at what a slob she's become, but after 4 kids, I don't think the mess even fazes me anymore.

ROFL... This is a HOT story... LOL

Ok, just read the original post, that's hilarious. My wife and I needed something to laugh at tonight. We got some "interesting" news, ad this broke it up. Thanks. Too funny!

wooooooooooooow lol

I think you should do an experiment. You could always go back in without the banana on your shirt and see what happens? Report back for us...

or you could smear a whole bunch of bananas...

oh, nevermind...

I knew I was in trouble telling a story with a tri-pod boobs and a bananna....

hey, your husband is darn lucky to have you and your banana boobs!

great story, sounds like something i've done before (but I won't hyjack . . . mine had to do with boogies)

Maybe you could talk to Melody about changing your avatar...

I do not have kids..... but all my friends do. And they think that it is funny to "shake" the kid up and hand them to me..... then the kid "spewwws" all over me.
Ok well maybe it is not a conscious thing.... but all that bounding up and down on the hip.... after they just ate..... YUCK! LOL

so funny!