Just in time for Halloween...I have finally joined in on the dress trashing rage.

Check out the video...



Special thanks to my lovely wife Maria and to my good friend and fellow OSPer, Jim Cook.

That may be the funniest thing ever. Good job!!!!

Oh wow... I've never seen a better dress trashing session! I love you, Dan.

I fell to the floor laughing.... I REALLY hope to meet you some day!

Fan-Freaking-Tastic!!!

Dan, you crack me up!! Thanks for the laughs!!

No you didn't..... I'm dying laughing right now!!!

Great work!!!

Bwah hah hah hah.....

That's one scary lookin' bride.

Love the actual images you guys got though, what a blast!

I always knew..that jim cook was crazy but Dan have you lost your mind as well LOL!? WOW. WOW. I have to let that settle!!

Dan was selfish and wouldn't let me try the dress on.

I spent the last few days on my shrinks couch and I am feeling like I can cope again.

Dan,

you and me need to team up and try out for america's next top model hahahah, dude you are a riot, you always crack me up.

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LOL I THOUGHT I WAS SCARRED FOR LIFE FROM THE VIDEO... THEN DUSTIN HAS TO POST THAT AGAIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

really good spin on trashing the dress thoroughly enjoyed it

I laughed out loud. More than once. If you've ever met me, you know I smile and laugh inside, but rarely have a belly laugh like I jsut did. You make my day, Dan!

"There are no ugly brides."

I guess this is the exception that proves the rule.

LOVE IT, You made my day!

I've never LOLed quite so literally! Phil and I were falling all over the place, trying to watch the video!

On the upside, your neighborhood will have plenty to talk about over the next few weeks...

I never wished I was blind until now...

Thanks for the laughs Dan!

Perhaps we can launch our tour at WPPI?

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

HOLY LORD... that. was. funny!

Will you let me photograph you when we're both in Texas?

BTW, my favorite quotes from your vid:

"haha, you're so easy... that's hot."

"Show us some sass!"

"geez'o'pete"

That was flippin awesome!!! Thanks for the laugh!

The image of you shotgunning beers in a wedding dress will haunt me for eternity.

Well played, my friend.

This reminds me of a Desperate Housewives episode. Thanks for the much needed laugh!

Oh but the chainsaw was no problem? LOL

Very funny.

Shotgunning motor oil... ew.
That one will stick with me for a while.

Can't breathe!

I guess it's a good thing the show stopped on me, don't know if I should reload and finish it or not......

I know you can handle it Ginger!!!!



I'll totally understand if you suddenly decide you want to fly to Dallas, Johnny.

I'm cool with the caravan idea, provided you don't dress up and SUCK THE MOTOR OIL out of my car. Yikes man! "Geez'o'pete!"

LOL Dan. You're a nut!

Have a good one bro.
C.

Dan,

You took TTD to a whole new level! I must say I am most impressed by your ability to mow the lawn in heels! and skate in the dress! Of course, I rolled laughing when you guys said "nniiiiiiiiiiccccccce".

OMG

hahahahahaha

Dan - you are looking haaaauuut!

Oh my gosh, thanks for the laughs !

How about a Dan, Jim, & Dustin workshop on a TTD w/a male wearing a dress? I'll help you promote that!

awesome and very inspirational. i think i learned a few new posing techniques.

too funny!!

Wow.....
All I can say is that you guys have WAY too much time on your hands.

Thanks Regina! It's funny people are saying "taking it to a new level" or that we've "set the bar"...I'm finding it curious that no one mentioned whether it was a high or low level...a high or low bar!! LOLI'll have to work on some of the out-takes. We had other power tools...which, oddly, could not be started by a man in a wedding dress (wead eater wouldn't start, power washer wouldn't start) -- they worked just fine later in the day when I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt. And -- the skating in the dress was a trip. One of the first things I did (instinct) was backed into the net...rolled right over the dress and fell hard...nice gash on my elbow which, thankfully, didn't hamper the rest of the production...and I didn't get the dress bloody either (which would have really demonstrated the hockey element). I'll have to put the blooper reel together when I get a chance. Ha-ha...the irony is I have VERY little time on my hands. With two full-time jobs and three small kids...I have virtually NO free time. But...I think that's what made this fun...it was a chance to let off some pent-up creative energy. Missed in this whole experience is that Jim totally rocked it helping me shoot a wedding the day before.

That was way too much fun!!
Candy

Wait for it ... wait for it ...

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccceeeeeee!

You guys are TOO funny! LOVE it!

Christine

Totally cheered me up today! If we could only get our brides to pose that well

Just crazy funny... that's for the laugh...
- you are hilarious...

Hey Dan -- maybe next you should try and comprehend what wet t-shirt contests are all about! Oh yeah -- I will be busy that day so I can't photograph it.

i love you guys. loooooove.

please tell me the "motor oil" was chocolate?

Dude...I'm already working on the plans for my next "project." Due out 2nd quarter 2008...I can't say much...other than...look out Uncle Bob... (evil laugh)

BTW -- Jim -- what did Melissa think of it?



Sort of...

Can't wait to see your next project.


Melissa loved it! She was apprehensive when I told her about it at first, but once she saw the final output, she gave it a 5 star rating! She said you were very creative!

Even after 2 days, I still laugh looking at this video. This could turn into a classic -- well at least for me! :-)

You need to apply to be a contestant for "on the lot".

Ok, that was the funniest freaking thing I've ever seen in my life. Y'all are nuts! In the best possible way, of course.

I have to say, I was also wondering about the motor oil, hoping it was chocolate. Chugging chocolate on top of at least 2 beers, followed by some vigorous rollerblading...I was worried about how far this trashing was going to go (hoping it wasn't going to involve the contents of your stomach!)

Ha! That is soo funny! Nice one!

Ah...but very little of the beer or the "oil" made it to my stomach...the intent was to trash the dress...not my stomach. (Though we did consider adding a White Castle run to the list of activities...but we ran out of time...)

Getting in the water was mandatory...especially after the smell of beer, chocolate, and old stinky hockey gear came together as one. Furthermore, we were worried we'd get the attention of the cops before we got into the water -- fat man in wedding dress...yeah, sure you've only had 2 beers. Fortunately...no cops were patrolling the neighborhoods early Sunday morning...tho' a few dog walkers and some Sunday church-goers raised a few eyebrows...even the dog wanted to walk on the other side of the street...