Thanks for the sympathy. . .much appreciated. I have good news, though. I have insurance on my camera gear and just spoke with an agent this morning. They will pay for the repair or replacement (if necessary) of the lens! I've got a $100 deductible, but that's a lot less than than the repair or replacement would have cost me.
Alan, my insurance is through Marsh Affinity Group, which offers group rates to PPA members. I've been insured for years, but have never needed to file a claim.