#1 Sleep must be earned
#2 Nap time is a gift from God (IF you can get ALL small children sleeping at the same time)
#3 Potty training two two year olds is NOT twice as hard it is stinking NOT POSSIBLE
#4 When they yell poopy it is NOT an emergency (just means they want to pee in the big potty) BUT when they hold up a hand and cry YUCKY it IS an emergency (they have it all over their hands, walls, whatever they can find)
#5 Silence or quiet is a BAD sign
#6 It IS possible to change an arching, wiggly, poopy baby while fighting off two two year olds from trying to help
#7 Laundry increases dramatically, not sure we have a floor in our bedroom any more
#8 Tantrums can be had by multiple children at once, regardless of location, and NO ducktap can be used
#9 Meals with toddlers consist of ONLY finger foods, regardless of the dish
#10 Start pondering reasons why we started this parenting nonsence.
#11 Diaper usage doesn't tripple, it quadruples!
#12 Clothing is always optional, ESPECIALLY in public
#13 Plumbers look is not reserved for plumbers or adults, toddlers also look very stylish with it
*sigh* Growing can be a painful process, not just for kids but very much for parents...but I wouldn't change it for a moment.
Grace and Peace,
Crystal